Just Another Day In Paradise!

Today has been one for the books and it's not even half over! I went to bed with a migraine and thus woke up with a "headache hangover".
*4 AM - Ana screams that she's out of toilet paper
*4:30 AM - computer downstairs begins running loudly and making wacky noises (we expect the silly thing to go up in smoke any day now...literally)
*5 AM - Jared's alarm goes off to wake him up for his glamorous early morning seminary calling
*6 AM - Luke wakes up to puke his poor little insides out
*7 Am - Starving pregnant lady craves homemade applesauce muffins and all the eggs (pushed carelessly to the back of our high-quality refrigerator) are frozen solid and cracked from the frigid temperatures
-Between then and now...
*Slingshot (our hyper-active mutt) leaves dirty paw prints all over my freshly mopped floors
*Olivia is caught with a sheet of felt dots (the kind you put on the feet of your furniture) sticking them all over her naked body, dumps my purse, and begins throwing herself on the floor in a tantrum because I won't give her a peenubud and hunnnneee jojess (peanutbutter and honey sandwich)
*Strange smells begin to permeate the air around the kitchen and I find the disposal is leaking under the sink right into the dog food! Yuck!)
*Olivia wants to use the potty (no success this time, but it's a promising start!)
Not a bad morning all-in-all but man am I tired!